WANTING A GEPPETTO

Meet Chip: He’s got a smart mouth, a heart aching for love, and a stomach full of dorm food.

Between a porn-addicted roommate, fleeting romances, and a residential life tested by an epidemic of scabies, Chip is searching for guidance and stability during his freshman year. But what happens when the person you need most might not actually exist? And can Chip figure out who he’s meant to be without someone else pulling the strings?

Equal parts funny and heartfelt, Wanting A Geppetto is a coming-of-age tale about messy love, self-discovery, and the desire to feel truly seen.

 

Bernitt’s performance is a model for the one-man narrative, accomplished through the honesty of the narrator and using minimal means to create effective theatrical illusions.

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How are you guiding your story?

Meet Dan Bernitt, the creator of Wanting a Geppetto

In the video above, he discusses how this play can help start a conversation on your campus about thinking critically, building bridges between multiple perspectives and ideologies, and laughing about ourselves as we atone for our mistakes.

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FIRST-YEAR ORIENTATION

Instead of a lecture talking at students, use the power of an engaging story to drive home important first-year student skills like responsibility, decision-making, cultural sensitivity, and handling conflicts.

CRITICAL LITERACY

Encouraging critical thinking from the start is crucial for any student's development. This play shows — with great humor — what happens when we fail to question our assumptions and the information we consume.

ACROSS THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM

The psychoanalyst Carl Jung didn't believe that people had ideas—instead, ideas have people. The play shows what happens when ideology takes hold of one's mind, and the person refuses to let go until he reaches rock bottom.

SOCIAL SCIENCES

Dan's creative work focuses on why people behave the way they do. Several social science fields of study will see their concepts revealed in the story, including psychology, economics, cognitive science, public policy, and even terrorism and security studies.

EARTH AND ENVIRONMENTAL STUDIES

As Dan learns more about how climate change will impact the food supply, he falls into a trap of "eco-anxiety," an immobilizing fear about the future state of the world. This play addresses one possible resolution to the dread faced by many students in these disciplines.

MENTAL HEALTH

Dan's tale takes place when he was in graduate school. Being a student can be fraught with life changes, stress and anxiety, and crises. Some lessons of the play are to work through our emotional issues, develop strong relationships, and prioritize self-care and personal responsibility.

MEDIA AND COMMUNICATION

The world needs people who can look at a situation objectively, determine each story's authenticity, and illuminate its truth. As your students will find in Dan's story, irresponsible media can destroy its viewers, and the truth can save a life from destruction.

THEATER AND PERFORMING ARTS​

In addition to his work as a touring performing artist, Dan has worked in marketing, sales, project management, and human resources. He brings an interdisciplinary approach to how the performing arts can inform a variety of career paths.

LGBTQ, DIVERSITY + INCLUSION

As Dan's emotional journey goes on, traumas pile up until his eventual breakdown makes sense. No one lives in isolation. Part of an inclusive campus is building a culture of curiosity: how can I better understand someone and what's happened in their life?

(Also, Dan's gay. Neat!)

Who is Dan Bernitt?

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Dan Bernitt is an award-winning playwright, performer, and teaching artist.

Hailed as “one of America’s next great monologists,” he’s been performing and touring his work in venues across the United States since 2004. He’s also performed internationally in Ireland and Italy.

A recipient of the Robert Chesley Award for Lesbian and Gay Playwriting, his books, Dose: Plays & Monologues and Phi Alpha Gamma, were named finalists for the Lambda Literary Award.

Regularly a guest teaching artist at colleges and universities, he has served on the faculty at Amherst College and Kentucky Governor’s School for the Arts and is currently assistant professor at Christian Brothers University in Memphis.

Brilliant … Dan Bernitt has a knack for making his body language express volumes as refreshing as his storytelling.

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